Jeebus.help. Robot absolution for mortal nonsense.
“Blessed are they who let a bad idea pass through town without feeding it, flirting with it, or naming it Trevor.”

Save me, Jeebus.

A temptation, a text, a plan, a sign, or the mess currently asking for permission.

Pass the Plate

The plate has entered quietly.

The candle is not paying for itself, and neither is the brass witness who just looked thy impulse in the eye.